Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Hamas & Bin Laden 

Bin Laden sent out yet another tape. He's upset that the US and EU cut funding to the Hamas-run Palestinian government.

Not too proud, to take our money, eh asshole?

Seems he doesn't only want to wage a war of destruction upon us, but he wants us to bankroll it.

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Friday, April 14, 2006

Gulf War Syndrome 

Whatever happened to Gulf War Syndrome?

After the first Gulf War, the media really hyped up this theoretical disease. Essentially, they implied that Bush '41 sent our soldiers into the den of a bio-weapon-mad dictator, and it F-ed up our soldiers.

Now, apparantly, they must have all gotten better. Ever since the media line changed to "There never were any WMDs, and ignore all the dead kurds, that was Cheney?Rumsfeld..." line, Gulf War Syndrome has vanished entirely.

Any thoughts?

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

They Should've Ordered at Burger King 

Well, it appears that Duke only sucks with consent.

In case you haven't heard the story, the Duke Lacrosse team was accused, en masse, of gang raping a stripper.

The stripper apparantly entered the Lacrosse house, with one other stripper. No men for protection. At all. Which means, of course, she wasn't with a licensed entertainment company. Which likely means she was not a "stripper" at all.

It is a sick note that society automatically believed the story of the prostitute. Why?

Well, several reasons. First, because rape is so heinous a crime, we do not want to believe that someone would lie about it. Not even a whore.

Second, because deep down, everyone hates jocks and preps. These kids were both.

Personally, I gave the prostitute the benefit of the doubt because such a strong story was laid out. Fingernails were torn out, DNA evidence was supposedly everywhere.

But, it seems that those fingernails were Lee Press-ons, and the DNA didn't belong to any of the kids.

But, the Feminazis and Academic Liberals won't let the case die. The lives of these kids have been ruined, as has the life of their coach, who was forced to resign in shame. Because the word of a whore, proven wrong by DNA evidence, outweighs the actions of a bunch of Ivy League athletes.

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Sunday, April 02, 2006

Time to Change the Time Change 

Daylights Savings Time represents the most idiotic aspect of social engineering. We actually try to trick ourselves into thinking that the sun stays out later in the day, in the hopes that this will somehow boost wartime productivity.

Wartime productivity? Why yes. World War I, to be precise. Much like other useless and harmful programs, such as the Federal Income Tax, idiotic immigration laws, and giving a damn about Europe, Daylights Savings Time is a holdover from the days when Germany actually made decent progress toward world domination. Despite the fact the wars are long over, we still have the Federal Income Tax, we still have troops in Germany and Japan (and y'all whine we've been in Iraq too long?), we still make it near-impossible for immigrants to come here legally, and most importantly, I still lose a goddamn hour of sleep every April.

And I don't want to hear any crap about how I make it up when we return to Standard Time. That's six months apart, and doesn't do me any good now. Certainly doesn't benefit me enough to justify this disruption in my sleep schedule.

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